{"product_id":"surviving-purely-out-of-spite-engraved-natural-slate-coaster","title":"\"Surviving Purely Out Of Spite\" – Engraved Natural Slate Coaster","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"rcuQ6b:\u0026amp;K1u1le_k|npT2md\" jscontroller=\"zcfIf\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_k\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eChannel your inner raccoon with this \"Surviving Purely Out Of Spite\" slate coaster. Whether you're powering through a Monday morning or just embracing your chaotic side, this durable, laser-engraved piece is the perfect companion for your coffee, tea, or \"spite-juice.\"\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Fsg96\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"rcuQ6b:\u0026amp;K1u1le_l|npT2md\" jscontroller=\"KHhJQ\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_l\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" aria-level=\"3\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jscontroller=\"SF2W9b\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_m\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" jscontroller=\"zYmgkd\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_n\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eProduct Highlights:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" jscontroller=\"mPWODf\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_o\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"dF3vjf\" jscontroller=\"vsuOFb\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_p\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBhAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jscontroller=\"fly6D\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_q\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" jscontroller=\"zYmgkd\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_r\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eUnique Aesthetic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a high-detail laser engraving of a defiant raccoon celebrating life’s little victories against all odds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"dF3vjf\" jscontroller=\"vsuOFb\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_s\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBhAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jscontroller=\"fly6D\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_t\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" jscontroller=\"zYmgkd\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_u\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eNatural Stone:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from genuine, dark grey slate for a heavy, premium feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"dF3vjf\" jscontroller=\"vsuOFb\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_v\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBhAC\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jscontroller=\"fly6D\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_w\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" jscontroller=\"zYmgkd\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_x\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eFurniture Safe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Typically includes soft padding on the underside to prevent scratches on your surfaces.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Fsg96\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"rcuQ6b:\u0026amp;K1u1le_y|npT2md\" jscontroller=\"KHhJQ\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_y\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"AdPoic\" aria-level=\"3\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jscontroller=\"SF2W9b\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_z\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" jscontroller=\"zYmgkd\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_10\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe Beauty of Natural Slate\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jsaction=\"rcuQ6b:\u0026amp;K1u1le_11|npT2md\" jscontroller=\"zcfIf\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_11\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eBecause these coasters are crafted from raw, natural stone, \u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" jscontroller=\"zYmgkd\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_12\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eno two pieces are exactly alike.\u003c\/strong\u003e Please keep the following in mind:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" jscontroller=\"mPWODf\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_13\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"dF3vjf\" jscontroller=\"vsuOFb\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_14\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEICBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" jscontroller=\"fly6D\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_15\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" jscontroller=\"zYmgkd\" jsuid=\"K1u1le_16\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eTexture \u0026amp; Edges:\u003c\/strong\u003e You may notice ridges, clefts, and small chips along the edges. 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